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 Fat ass Cartman was 
 not on the school bus today
 what a big fat turd

Kyle's 2nd
 Ass full of porkfat
 Jiggles like a jell-o mold
 Mouth is flapping too 

Kyle's 3rd 
 I bet you don't win
 They don't let big fat asses
 Perform on T.V.

Cartman's Haiku

 Shut your god damn mouth
or else im gonna kick you
square in the balls..... ass hole 

Oh mi God! This website's been visited times! You Bastard